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Sorry! We're Closed AudioBook ... Leverage Your Pay Rise!

Written by Gareth Milner & Recorded by Sean Antony

Written and recorded for Health, Safety & Wellbeing Professionals and Business Owners in Sorry! We're Closed, Osteopathic Solutions Ltd Director & Osteopath Gareth Milner puts his 16 years of Manual Handling Risk Management experience into his first Book. Through real life Business trauma of Injury at Work Claim payouts and 50 hand-picked, Manual Handling Risk Management gems of actionable Tips, Gareth presents a remarkable recipe for ensuring your Business stays open, profitable and not supplying that former Employee with a 5 star, all inclusive holiday to the Maldives.


  • Regret not managing Manual Handling Risks within your Business?

  • Increasing Manual Handling Lost Time Accidents affecting Business productivity?

  • Has your Business paid a former Employee thousands of £s for an Injury at Work Claim?

  • Unsure what an Expert Manual Handling Risk Management Programme looks like? 

  • Looking to climb the Corporate Ladder? A Group Health & Safety role, perhaps?

Sorry! We're Closed will help you become an Expert in Manual Handling Risk Management aiming towards zero Manual Handling Lost Time Accidents and Injury at Work Claims helping to Leverage Business Growth and with that ... Leverage your Pay Rise!

We will be recording again in October 2024 to complete the AudioBook. 

About the Author Gareth Milner
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True Stories of Business Regret - Story 3
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Tip 1 - Educate Yourself about Musculoskeletal Disorders (MSDs)
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Tip 2 - Take Manual Handing F@@KING Seriously
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Tip 3 - Do a Branson!
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Tip 4 - Beware the Legal Shark
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Tip 5 - Beware the Malingerer
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Tip 6 - Get All Managers on Board
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Tip 7 - Morph into the Business Owner
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Tip 8 - Complete this Questionnaire
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Tip 9 - Do a Branson, again!
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Tip 10 - Recognise Experts from the Jack of All Trades
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True Stories of Business Regret - Story 7
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Tip 11 - Train as a Bio-Mechanic
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Tip 12 - Understand Hazardous Techniques
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Tip 13 - Suffer a MSD, Yourself!
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Tip 17 - Open your Eagle Eyes
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Tip 21 - Champion your own Team
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DigiTrain®. A Health & Safety Professional's Must Have
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Tip 22 - Teach Yourself to be a Teacher
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Tip 23 - Go Compare!
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Tip 24 - You Get What You Pay for
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Tip 27 - Get Ready for Battle!
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Tip 30 – Become a Film Director
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Tip 32 - Programme Your Occupational Health
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Tip 33 - Grow the Osteopathic Profession
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Tip 35 - Call on Me ... Call on Me!
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Tip 37 - Support their Lumbars
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Tip 39 - Give a Happy Ending!
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Tip 40 - Sign on the Dotted Line
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Tip 49 - Do a Branson. OMG not again!
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A message from the Author Gareth Milner

I have written Sorry! We’re Closed for Business Owners who make continual life sacrifices. Those Business Owners who bust a gut to make their Business profitable and positive for all involved.

I have written Sorry! We’re Closed for Health & Safety Professionals who are serious about lifelong learning. Those that want to sincerely help people. Those that have ambition for Professional development and a better salary.

But I have also written this Book to prevent normal people, who work hard in their employment, to go home with a body that doesn’t hurt. To go home with a body that will allow them to play their favourite sports or partake in their most loved hobbies. A lot of the time you need a pain and injury free body for this.

I wrote Sorry! We’re Closed as I have passion to rid the UK of musculoskeletal disorders, not just the ones that hurt a little now and then, but the ones that ruin lives. I should know. I had the misfortune of suffering a serious neck injury at 24 years old which ended my Osteopathy career when it had just started.

Of course Sorry! We’re Closed is a Business Book. However as I have written it with a solid dose of passion; have put my storytelling hat on, both fictional and true to my life; I teach you something new, well actually a lot of new; deliver Jaw-Dropping moments like in Tip 35 ‘Call on Me ... Call on Me!’; permeate with humour whilst delivering repeated Expert content … and with this Sorry! We’re Closed is a Book you can take to read in a coffee shop on a weekend morning (like Giovanni Bruno), at the park, on the plane to your holidays, in the sauna (well, maybe not?) … it is a Book that will entertain, make you laugh and educate at the same time.

Supported by Emma Farrell’s remarkable illustrations, I am confident we have delivered a Business Book, and not forgetting a past-time Book ... that is emotional, novel and memorable. Enjoy the read.’

Share a Review on LinkedIn of Sorry! We're Closed and you will then go into the hat for our Quarterly 'Win an Osteopathy Treatment' Competition.


The next Winner will be announced on the 1st July.

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